内容简介
This book has been approved by the Department of Homeland Security. It contains no seditious acts or acts of treason. Each word has been examined and analyzed by a team of terrorism experts to insure that it gives neither aid nor comfort to The Enemy.This book reveals no state secrets nor does it make public any classified documents that may cause embarrassment to the United States of America or its commander in chief.
目录
Introduction 1 7 Questions for George of Arabia 2 Home of the Whopper 3 Oil''''s Well That Ends Well 4 The United States of BOO! 5 How to Stop Terrorism? Stop Being Terrorists! G Jesus W. Christ 7 Horatio Alger Must Die 8 Woo Hool I Got Me a Tax Cutl 9 A Liberal Paradise 10 How to Talk to Your Conservative Brother-in-Law 11 Bush Removal and Other Spring Cleaning Chores Notes and Sources Acknowledgments about the Author
