内容简介
只有发自内心地培养对一种文化的热爱，才能爱上这种文化所传递出来的情感，爱上其表达方式。《与老外炫侃》将你用地道英语恰到好处地幽默一下，尽显个人魅力。《与老外炫侃》配有精美可爱的卡通形象——怪怪问先生和妙妙答小姐，了百余条欧美人交流或侃大山常用到的劲爆幽默语。例如：Have a cup of joy!引来一杯快乐!这句话一语双关，通常用来劝慰焦躁不安的朋友，将杯中的饮料形容成“快乐”。
目录
CHAPTER 1 Hyperbole
My eyes!! My eyes!!
Happy birthday， grandma!
Is it loaded?
Smoke like a chimney
You are breaking up with me?
Why， want to see whos taller?
If I told you， I am afraid I might have to kill you.
Clinton?
It feels like I am tasting the ocean.
I am on the bread.
Sleeping like logs / Sleeping like a log
Someone wrote down my nightmare.
No picnic
Handle is my middle name.
You gonna do something before the big vein in my brain pops?
Emotional hell
CHAPTER 2 Pun
Have a cup of joy!
I love you， this is loving smile!
Washington is dead.
Rome was built at night.
Time flies!
，Id like to try on that shirt in the window.
Mine is all write （right）.
The post office is just like the lost office.
You cant eat that!
Get someone eating out of ones hands
All thumbs
Cost an arm and a leg
A sight for sore eyes
CHAPTER 3 Subject Shift
Looks like breast stroke， Sir?.
To be continued
Am I in the right room?
And this is my reward!
Because of...the reason
How laughter can be infectious!
Thats a good question!
From the text book
Well now you have two.
That makes a general.
What did you do to my best friend?
Thank you!
Thank you， I grow it myself.
CHAPTER 4 Straight Talking
I am hungry.
Apparently I am not a funny guy!
Thats not the way to convince you!
Something is bothering her.
I said it too loud， didnt I?
Pigeons learn faster than you.
Wow! Your lip went bald.
OK， Ill close my eyes to make you less awkward.
I thought you were vegetarian!
Point taken
I was just being polite.
CHAPTER 5 Sarcasm
I am not good at maths.
He was on a debate team.
If I were two-faced...
Shut up!
I dont even have a "pi".
Kids are mean when they are hungry.
My grandmother
Does it sound like youre talking?
A place I havent been to for 30 years.
Hes been drinking again?
How about speaking English?
If you were me
CHAPTER 6 Simulation
Ill be back.
I got great news. →OK， I got news.
Itll be great. →Itll be great for next weekend.
Very + Somebody
If youll tell me who the other two men are， Ill fire them.
I can promise not to tell again!
She is pretty...lucky...to have a friend like you.
You look exactly like my next girlfriend.
Your-not-boyfriend
to see an innocent movie
Sorry， am I in the high school?
You were born.
CHAPTER 7 Dther Humorous expressions
Great and not great
Did my back hurt your knife?
I dont care.
Oh， you think?
Its not a piss contest.
Xxx finally paid off.
Who am I? Mind reader?
Please， I am in a vomiting position!
Welcome to the club!
Long face
You dont belong here.
I am human， not robot.
摘要与插图
Lee： Hi， Tony! Where did you go? You seem joyful.Tony： Well， I just went to the Barneys and picked up a great pair of sunglasses for myself.
They are on sale.
Lee： Wow， can I see them?
Tony： Sure. Look!
Lee： Oh， My eyes!! My eyes!!
Tony： Yeah， they look modern.
Lee： Good for you!
Tony： Do you want to get a pair? There are many other great looks. But I cannot buy them all.
Lee： Thank you! I think I will look for a pair for myself.
Tony： Well， then youd better hurry. The sales only last for a few days. If I remeber correctly， next Monday is the eadline.
You dont want to miss it.
